Remind me to thank my dad for marrying Isis, couldn’t be happier.  Especially after this holiday, all I could to think about is how I wanted to Bang my Step Mom.

Seriously, look at her and look at me.  Where else would I get to Bang my Step Mom.  If I had to approach her on the street she would laugh her ass off.  I look nothing like the other guys she brings home when my dad is away.

So for now I just keep my mouth, and as long as I get to Bang my Step Mom there is really no need for me to tell dad.